The world’s hungriest copywriter

Not only am I always ready to take on something new, better, or weird —- I also think too much about lunch.

Manifestos, TV, short-form social, banners, print, web, radio, documentary, sales training, avant-garde theatre. I’ve written award-winning words for nearly every media imaginable across a huge swath of clients.

My ultimate goal in life is to create things that make people think, chuckle, or become very angry.